We avoided copyright infringement by making up a fake sitcom, competition series, and talk show as proof that Patton had a successful comedy career prior to becoming dean.
We also created fake podcasts for Ron Funches and Shelby Fero, and two versions of a webseries for Jason Nash.
Below are excerpts of the work referenced from Albert Brooks' Famous School For Comedians.
Also below: Albert Brooks' thoughts on a new dean and modern curriculum. We didn't actually avoid copyright infringement... that was a joke! If you'd like, you can read more about this mistake on The Onion's AV Club.